I'm going to print my own shirts. Included slogans (TM):
1. Salmon: The other pink meat. 2. I cut meat by day, lay meat by night. 3. Best meat cutter/market manager in the world! (Friday movie reference) 4. Meat wrappers: Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. 5. Hi! I'm divorced (twice), an alcoholic, and cut meat for a living.